AZAV8OR Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 After his plane was hit by a bird and he was forced to eject, the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, knowing he was a fighter pilot, spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your breasts, then?" And that my friends is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE! (BTW, the COPA site has a jokes thread; can we create one here?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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